Every class has that one student where every time they talk or raise their hand the teacher is just like
my us history notes really say a lot about my motivation throughout the year
*sits down at fancy restaurant* hello yes i’d like to order a jar of peanut butter and a spoon
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
did you write it in sharpie marker is the real question